Alaska Original Specialties

The Official Mug for Your Morning Mayhem: “I Run on Coffee, Chaos & Cuss Words”

Embrace the beautiful chaos of your daily routine with our hilarious “I Run on Coffee, Chaos & Cuss Words” ceramic mug. This isn’t just a mug for your favorite hot beverage; it’s a bold, witty declaration of your caffeine-fueled reality. Perfect for anyone who understands that a good day starts with coffee and sometimes takes an unexpected, expletive-filled turn, this mug is the ultimate badge of honor for the unapologetically caffeinated.

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Unmatched Style & Unbreakable Humor

Crafted from high-quality ceramic, this mug is designed to be as durable as your morning grind. It boasts a vibrant, glossy finish and eye-catching accent colors that add a playful pop to your kitchen or office. The comfortable C-handle makes it a pleasure to hold, ensuring you can sip in comfort as you fuel your next adventure. We offer this masterpiece in both a standard 11oz and a generous 15oz size, so you can choose the perfect volume for your chaos-creating concoctions. And don’t worry about the aftermath—this mug is both dishwasher and microwave safe, making cleanup a breeze.

The phrase “I Turn Coffee into Chaos & Cuss Words” is more than a quote; it’s a personality statement. It’s for the coffee lover who tackles their to-do list with a mix of fierce determination and a little bit of sass. It’s a relatable anthem for those who navigate the ups and downs of a busy day with a smile and a healthy dose of wit.

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The Perfect Gift for Your Favorite Chaos-Creator

Searching for a gift that’s guaranteed to get a laugh? This mug is the answer. It’s a hilarious and thoughtful present for birthdays, housewarmings, or holidays like Christmas and Mother’s Day. It’s an ideal gift for a coworker who understands your daily struggle, a friend who appreciates your unique sense of humor, or a family member who loves their coffee as much as they love to keep things lively. Give the gift of a good laugh and a great cup of coffee, all wrapped up in one stylish and functional package.

Product features
– Glossy ceramic finish for a sleek look.
– Vibrant, bright designs that stand out.
– Microwave-safe for your convenience.
– Dishwasher-safe for easy cleaning.
– Available in two sizes: 11oz and 15oz.

Care instructions
– Clean in dishwasher or wash by hand with warm water and dish soap

EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, [email protected], 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY

Product information: Generic brand, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC

Care instructions: Clean in dishwasher or wash by hand with warm water and dish soap

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